I write essays in my head and try to figure things out, and analyze things to death CONSTANTLY. As in All The Time.
So I was in the dressing room, just now, drying my hair, and Figuring Things Out, as usual...and somehow, I got to thinking about drooling in your sleep.
How many people do it, I wondered? Does everyone, without knowing it, or just some people? Do you do it more when you get older, or less? Aside from the obvious (your mouth is open!), why does it happen?
After a few moments and a few theories, I'd taken it as far as I could, and decided to put down my hair dryer, and walk into my bedroom, and Google it.
[link]And not only is there all sorts of stuff written on it, but there are two domains using Google Ads, for Pete's sake: stopdrooling.com and best of all, "drooling-options.com"!
Do you think they have an 800 number?
"Er, yes, I'd like to discuss my drooling options, please. I'd prefer to drool lightly on weekdays, but really let myself go on the weekends. As I move towards retirement, I feel that I should drool less, as I cut back on my lifestyle in general, but I'm open to other possibilities..."
"Of course, Miss--Vanderbosch, is it? We can put you in touch with one of our many trained drooling specialists, and they can help customize a drooling plan just for you. Is there any other way in which I can help you today? No? Just transfer you to a drool specialist? Alright then, Miss Vanderbosch. Do you mind if I put you on hold, while I transfer you to your person drool specialist?"
The mind boggles.
(Best of all, I think I've just upped the Google rank of those two domains, by featuring them in this journal! Oh, but the world is a strange, and wondrous place!
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Footnotes:
One of my favorite entries, in my all-time favorite blog - Creating Passionate Users. Prepare to be challenged by it!
Favorite dA Resources:
How to Feel Miserable as an Artist
Getting Paid What You're Worth
Orphaned Works: Be Informed and Make Your Own Decisions
Be Careful What You Wish For 
Devious Comments
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Photographer of the human condition and so happy to be married to Mrs. ~angie6969
Oh good grief, you do know you're nuts don't you but in the best possible way.
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oh good .. it's not just me that does this!!!
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***** my life may be many things, but it's never been boring!! *****
Unfortunately, I also overanalyze practically everything, although I have been making a huge effort not to. It's mostly stuff that has to do with wondering what people are thinking and how they perceive things. Recently I contacted someone I went to high school with who's overseas in the air force, asking how they were and stuff. And then later, I was wondering if the person thought I was odd for worrying about him, since we'd only been in one class together 6 years ago now! But I don't forget people so easily and easily become affectionate, and I don't know if other people feel the same as me. Anyway, so I try not to think like that, because it rarely does good, but I don't think it's going to go away any time soon. x)
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I thought I was drowning, so I raised my arms and cried out to a God I didn’t believe in. And my heart, foolish heart, opened like a great white sail. And the God I didn’t believe in was the sea. And the God I didn’t believe in was the wind.
Sy Safransky
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I thought I was drowning, so I raised my arms and cried out to a God I didn’t believe in. And my heart, foolish heart, opened like a great white sail. And the God I didn’t believe in was the sea. And the God I didn’t believe in was the wind.
Sy Safransky
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Please spay or neuter your pets!
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"...I am in Tatiana's room. Tatiana and Olga are here... I am sitting and digging in my nose with my left hand. Olga wanted to slap me but I ran away from her swinish hand..."
- Anastasia Nicholaievna, May 8,1913
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